Seems like MS Word 2010 (yeah, I know, why the hell haven't I changed yet?) is at it again. Sigh. And I thought it was going so well for a little while before it decided my sentence should be, "Both I kill myself or do what they tell me."

Uhh, what?

I have either where it wants both. I'm a little confused on what it wants in this case, so uhh, okay, MS Word, if that's what you think and all, but I'm going to agree to disagree.

And in place of, "...I don't have what they want...," it wants, "...I don't have what they don't want...."

????

Maybe MS Word is just messing with me. Maybe it's not really wanting this and just want me to think it does.

But it highlights another sentence where I combine two sentences together with the word but--because, well, it's a conjunction and that's its function, right?--to make it a complete sentence and it says it's a fragment. Again:

????

Whatever. And yes, I would turn it off, but it turns right back on, not to mention I've added "shapeshifter," "shapeshifting," "shapeshift," and "shapeshifted" to the dictionary a bunch of times and it still says it's spelled wrong.

I'm just going to give up--not on writing, just MS Word 2010 in general.

Stupid MS Word 2010. I still hate you.